Which is odd Josh because similarly to Wavy, Turquoise the homeless circus baboon with the detachable chest cavity (pictured in my avatar) stood up at Woodstock and announced, 'What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for me and a dozen of you nekkid hippy chicks! The rest of you can fuck off you fucked up dirty hippies. [yelling off-stage] Make sure you wash those bitches down when they come in.'
For some reason it didn't go down as well with the crowd as Wavy Gravy's announcement but, you know, he rolls that way.
I didn't even realise there was a cool, 'I want to do you up the ass way'. Fag!
You used to be cool dude, when did you stop caring about dead hookers feet and snorting coke from a granny's vajutce and start giving a shit if someone put a pic of a Zombie on their blog. That's lame man. Lame! And another thing... yeah sure, I'd totally do you up the ass.
What do you mean the 'worst in people'? The Calzone thing? Naaaah, we's cool bro. We've always been that retarded... and he's like totally gay but can't admit it.
Um Melanie, that's not what you think it is... yup, that's the dwarf gimp that Tich keeps in his pants for emergencies. I'm yet to figure out exactly what type of emergencies calls for a dwarf gimp but hey, who am I to stop Tich from being overly prepared.
I am tending to think that only Tich would have a Dwarf Gimp for emergencies..I am also tending to believe it! As for what kind of emergenices sir .. well...one can only dare to dream! I have my suspicions though..x
Oh no Mel, plenty of people have Dwarf Gimps. They're all freaks and should never be trusted with matches, but they do exist. And have their own Clubhouse. Never, ever, go there after dark!
Take: 31
Rich,
I'm afraid
that YOU
scare me more
than a
Blog Zombie.
*jin runs away screaming*
Mon Mar 05, 01:40:00 pm
Ehhhhhh, errrrrr, grrrrrrwwwww!
Mon Mar 05, 01:45:00 pm
oooooooh, scerrrry! (especially his hair)
Mon Mar 05, 02:18:00 pm
Urrrrrrrggghhhh, haaaaaaaaaaiirrrr caaaaaaare
Mon Mar 05, 02:28:00 pm
I'm fucking scared!
What? he's got a hairy mouse on his forehead!
Mon Mar 05, 02:40:00 pm
Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh, maaaauuuuzzzzz, frieeeeeeeend, eeeeeedible fiiiiiieeeeend.
Mon Mar 05, 02:54:00 pm
i only use flesh-eating blog zombies.
Mon Mar 05, 03:14:00 pm
I think he's trying to grab the donut below...
Mon Mar 05, 03:14:00 pm
Braaaaaaaaaains, braaaaaaains...
Mon Mar 05, 03:17:00 pm
Hehehe, forever thwarted by the border of his picture...
It's a hard life being a BlogZombie.
Mon Mar 05, 03:18:00 pm
Your Avatar raminds me of Wavey Gravey, a svelte Wavy, but Wavy Gravy all the same...Keep fighting the good fight. JW
Tue Mar 06, 01:03:00 am
Which is odd Josh because similarly to Wavy, Turquoise the homeless circus baboon with the detachable chest cavity (pictured in my avatar) stood up at Woodstock and announced, 'What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for me and a dozen of you nekkid hippy chicks! The rest of you can fuck off you fucked up dirty hippies. [yelling off-stage] Make sure you wash those bitches down when they come in.'
For some reason it didn't go down as well with the crowd as Wavy Gravy's announcement but, you know, he rolls that way.
Word Brother!
Tue Mar 06, 09:08:00 am
Thats totally gay. And I don't mean that in the cool "I want to do you up the ass way"
I mean gay in the bad way.
Tue Mar 06, 09:09:00 am
I didn't even realise there was a cool, 'I want to do you up the ass way'. Fag!
You used to be cool dude, when did you stop caring about dead hookers feet and snorting coke from a granny's vajutce and start giving a shit if someone put a pic of a Zombie on their blog. That's lame man. Lame! And another thing... yeah sure, I'd totally do you up the ass.
Tue Mar 06, 09:54:00 am
Zombies bring out the worst in people... group hug, come on everybody!
Tue Mar 06, 11:28:00 am
It seems Zombies brings out the Orgiest in Tich.
What do you mean the 'worst in people'? The Calzone thing? Naaaah, we's cool bro. We've always been that retarded... and he's like totally gay but can't admit it.
Tue Mar 06, 11:35:00 am
Wahhhhh!!!
Tich n Rich are starting a blog orgy & I wasn't invited?!
*POUT*
:-P
Tue Mar 06, 01:52:00 pm
Oh no, you got it all wrong see, there ain't no bacchanalia round these parts see... Tich, put some clothes on while I'm lying to the girl!
Um... Well... You're here now... come on in.
Tue Mar 06, 02:23:00 pm
Too late for clothes guys..I saw it an it winked at me....I am scared...!
Wed Mar 07, 05:17:00 am
Um Melanie, that's not what you think it is... yup, that's the dwarf gimp that Tich keeps in his pants for emergencies. I'm yet to figure out exactly what type of emergencies calls for a dwarf gimp but hey, who am I to stop Tich from being overly prepared.
Wed Mar 07, 09:40:00 am
THAT'S the guy, officer. He ate my pancreas and refused to pay for it.
Wed Mar 07, 01:04:00 pm
I passed a monkeys arm today, it took four flushs.
Wed Mar 07, 02:37:00 pm
Oh my Christ!
Thu Mar 08, 03:00:00 am
I am tending to think that only Tich would have a Dwarf Gimp for emergencies..I am also tending to believe it!
As for what kind of emergenices sir .. well...one can only dare to dream! I have my suspicions though..x
Thu Mar 08, 07:05:00 am
But SafeT, you had a pancreas donors card!
Thu Mar 08, 09:07:00 am
Josh, dude, chew your food. Chew!
Thu Mar 08, 09:08:00 am
Monkey, Unlike Zombies everyone knows that Jesus is a fictional character... no use praying to him.
Thu Mar 08, 09:09:00 am
Oh no Mel, plenty of people have Dwarf Gimps. They're all freaks and should never be trusted with matches, but they do exist. And have their own Clubhouse. Never, ever, go there after dark!
Thu Mar 08, 09:11:00 am
Well..I know where I shall be going after dark tonight....
Thu Mar 08, 06:17:00 pm
yo.. funny text!
Sat Dec 12, 01:28:00 pm
я вот что скажу: бесподобно!! а82ч
Sun Feb 21, 06:29:00 pm
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