I Really appreciate it man. Could you do one of me eating a ham sammy while I do Britney Spears from behind?
Like everytime I thrust forward have me taking a bit of the sammy, while I slap her ass with the other hand. Can you have that done by Tuesday? Its my birthday then, Buy me a drink.
I watched the Hornby model railway video on your blog yesterday. Those little trains are incredible. I now think trains are the BEST too! Have fun at the Museum on Saturday.
Glad you like it Monks. It was obviously 20 minutes well spent :)
(That's what eighth birthdays are ALL about)
What? What are people saying? Gawd damn-it! This rumour mill is the pits. I repeat... again... I have no idea how that family of Romanian gypsies ended up buried in my backyard. I assume they were hunting hobbits when their 'magic' tunnels collapsed... What? There are photos of me drinking heavily with them the night before they disappeared... um... I can explain tha, what in the world is that over there! *runs*
Dawg, if I had any idea how to do a kosher ham sammy I'd have it done lickerty split. As it stands, you're offending my Jewish faith... wait... I thought my parents were Christian... let me get back to you on this one... Spears slap'n ass spank'n is fine though.
Squid, Man, you know as well as I do that the benefits of evil far outweigh that heart warming glow that comes with being altruistic... like... um... well... evil people see more nekkid chicks... I think...
JLee, awwww come ooooon! I've already done a picture of you riding a duck. Now you want one on a black stallion?! Geesh, some people are never satisfied. Sure, OK, I'll do it but I'm not doing a naked version like I 'had' to with the duck.
I totally had no time today... stupid work! How dare you clothe, feed and house me, you should be ashamed of yourself for not allowing me to play with funky pictures of funky Monkeys. If you were a guy, I'd kick you sqwar in the nuts and I wouldn't even flinch as all the other guys stood around grimacing saying things like, 'that's SO not cool'. I'd be all like, 'You deserved it work, you had it coming. Remember that!'. And then I'd run like buggery when work managed to get up off his knees. No. I ain't chicken. Works one tough muther peoples, one tough muther.
Anyways, it's like beer time here in Oz. Enjoy your weekends when you get to them. Mines here. Yay! Now I gotta go cause works looking at me funny...
B-Hip, dude! C'mon, you gotta have more faith in the Monkey. He's like super multi-talented. And hey, he was cleared of all wrong doing in the Great Maine Monkey Train Disaster of 2006. Of course, that was after we got those photos of the head of the review panel and that pony.
SafeT dude, I know it's cute man but you can't hit on it. Brushing your teeth will have no effect at all, it wont be impressed by your minty freshness. It's only a picture.
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I really like this post! Because it has a train on it! Toot toot!
Thu Mar 29, 09:47:00 pm
Oh my Goodness! I love this so much! I am squealing. Squealing I tell you!
(The boy is thrilled. Truly thrilled.)
You know Rich, no matter what some may say about you, you are a wonderful, wonderful man. We love you here at the Monkey House!
Thu Mar 29, 09:50:00 pm
I Really appreciate it man. Could you do one of me eating a ham sammy while I do Britney Spears from behind?
Like everytime I thrust forward have me taking a bit of the sammy, while I slap her ass with the other hand. Can you have that done by Tuesday? Its my birthday then, Buy me a drink.
Thu Mar 29, 09:51:00 pm
Happy birthday Beck.
Thu Mar 29, 10:05:00 pm
See what happens when you use your powers for good instead of evil?
Thu Mar 29, 10:21:00 pm
that is delightful.
Fri Mar 30, 03:51:00 am
awesome! Hey, on my birthday, can you put me riding a black stallion?
Happy Birthday to Beckster!
Fri Mar 30, 05:55:00 am
I want to be the caboose on this train. Oh I do. I do.
Fri Mar 30, 06:06:00 am
Hey Beck,
I watched the Hornby model railway video on your blog yesterday. Those little trains are incredible. I now think trains are the BEST too! Have fun at the Museum on Saturday.
Fri Mar 30, 09:07:00 am
Glad you like it Monks. It was obviously 20 minutes well spent :)
(That's what eighth birthdays are ALL about)
What? What are people saying? Gawd damn-it! This rumour mill is the pits. I repeat... again... I have no idea how that family of Romanian gypsies ended up buried in my backyard. I assume they were hunting hobbits when their 'magic' tunnels collapsed... What? There are photos of me drinking heavily with them the night before they disappeared... um... I can explain tha, what in the world is that over there! *runs*
The Monkey family rules in my book too :)
Fri Mar 30, 09:22:00 am
No sweat Bro!
Dawg, if I had any idea how to do a kosher ham sammy I'd have it done lickerty split. As it stands, you're offending my Jewish faith... wait... I thought my parents were Christian... let me get back to you on this one... Spears slap'n ass spank'n is fine though.
Sure, I'll shout you a round anytime.
Fri Mar 30, 09:39:00 am
Hey Jon, I'm sure the boy appreciates your sentiments. If you haven't already you can go here and let him know personally.
Fri Mar 30, 09:41:00 am
Squid, Man, you know as well as I do that the benefits of evil far outweigh that heart warming glow that comes with being altruistic... like... um... well... evil people see more nekkid chicks... I think...
Fri Mar 30, 09:49:00 am
Hey Miss Kendra! Yeah, Gifs are fun.
Glad to see your leg is on the mend. yes, I occasionally spy on your place... I mean blog... Oh, and your sock monkeys are waaay cute.
Fri Mar 30, 09:55:00 am
JLee, awwww come ooooon! I've already done a picture of you riding a duck. Now you want one on a black stallion?! Geesh, some people are never satisfied. Sure, OK, I'll do it but I'm not doing a naked version like I 'had' to with the duck.
Fri Mar 30, 09:58:00 am
Brooke, if I get some time today I'll see what I can do.
Fri Mar 30, 09:59:00 am
I totally had no time today... stupid work! How dare you clothe, feed and house me, you should be ashamed of yourself for not allowing me to play with funky pictures of funky Monkeys. If you were a guy, I'd kick you sqwar in the nuts and I wouldn't even flinch as all the other guys stood around grimacing saying things like, 'that's SO not cool'. I'd be all like, 'You deserved it work, you had it coming. Remember that!'. And then I'd run like buggery when work managed to get up off his knees. No. I ain't chicken. Works one tough muther peoples, one tough muther.
Anyways, it's like beer time here in Oz. Enjoy your weekends when you get to them. Mines here. Yay! Now I gotta go cause works looking at me funny...
Fri Mar 30, 05:28:00 pm
Oh yeah, Monkey, if Beck wants a copy of this for his blog he's more than welcome to post it. The image location is in the properties.
Fri Mar 30, 05:29:00 pm
COOL train!
I want a piccie of me riding on top of this car.
Heeeheeeheeeeeeeee!!!
;-)
Fri Mar 30, 08:13:00 pm
That's one train I will not board.
Happy 8th H & M!
I'll stop by soon.
Sat Mar 31, 06:08:00 am
And yet... if the GIF format wasn't limited to a 256 color pallete...
No. I can't afford to think about that now; it just brings up... bad memories...
Sat Mar 31, 01:52:00 pm
So... cute... must... brush teeth!
Sun Apr 01, 11:17:00 pm
Jin,
Car? I saw no car...
Mon Apr 02, 12:42:00 pm
B-Hip, dude! C'mon, you gotta have more faith in the Monkey. He's like super multi-talented. And hey, he was cleared of all wrong doing in the Great Maine Monkey Train Disaster of 2006. Of course, that was after we got those photos of the head of the review panel and that pony.
Mon Apr 02, 12:45:00 pm
Gyrobo, SLLLLLLLLLLAP, Owwww man, that was, owwwwwwwwwww, why did you slap me. *sniffle* That was, like, I mean, I coulda, but... FINE!
Mon Apr 02, 12:46:00 pm
SafeT dude, I know it's cute man but you can't hit on it. Brushing your teeth will have no effect at all, it wont be impressed by your minty freshness. It's only a picture.
Mon Apr 02, 12:49:00 pm
What the?? Must you always bring up that damn Great Maine Monkey Train Disaster of 2006? Is that all anyone wants to talk about these days?
Frickem, frackem, frook, frick.
Mon Apr 02, 01:04:00 pm
I... um... I'm terribly shame faced Monkey. It was rude of me to bring that up again. I'm sorry. You were, as I said, completely exonerated.
Speaking of which, Palmero the Pornographic Pony said that he'd do 'it' again anytime if you can get him a half-ton of carrots that exquisite again.
Mon Apr 02, 02:41:00 pm
*thud*
Mon Apr 02, 09:44:00 pm
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